Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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