Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
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I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
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Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
We smell like vodka and hangover
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