don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
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I booty called her while she was in labor.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
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You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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