grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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