Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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