just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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