And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
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I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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