ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
3 2 1 whiskey
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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