Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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