I wanna passion pit in your ass
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
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Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
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Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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