I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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