Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I have aggressive nipples.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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