So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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