Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Quick, to the slutcave!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Randomize
