Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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