singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
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Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
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I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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