I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
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It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
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