if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
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He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
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I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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