Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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