How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
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i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
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I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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