I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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