haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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