like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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