I smell stomach acid.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
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just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
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every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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