plz talk dirty to me
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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