I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Randomize
