Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
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Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
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This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
My butt remains clenched, sir.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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