Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
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Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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