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say what?
wanna hang out?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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