Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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