Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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