at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
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make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
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Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Pooping to opera.
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