those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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