i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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