yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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