All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I'm just crazy horny about you
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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