im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
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I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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