dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
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I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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