hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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