Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
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There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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