I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
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his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
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So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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