Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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