That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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