I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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