Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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