Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Randomize
