so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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