i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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