Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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