If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
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This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
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i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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