I think scott just propositioned me for sex
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
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Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
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I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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