Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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