whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
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I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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