So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
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Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
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found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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