CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
