your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
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This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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