we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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